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Flash Fiction

Sheds & Boredom

Boredom

Boredom is eternal separation

From joy

Root canals are not boring

Am I boring?

Or is it just you?

One of us should go then

I’ll go, no really I’ll go

Crazy people aren’t boring

You wanna know why?

They’re crazy

and crazy

As crazy may be

Is never boring

Crazy, but not boring

If I have just bored you

Then take me out behind

The shed

And if there isn’t a shed

Back there

Build one

Build a damn shed in the back!

And beat me

Beat me about

The knee like a

Circus chimpanzee

That will not be boring

This I guarantee


John Walter